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david "spike" dalton, terenure
Went to the bathroom after this lad. Explosive diarrhea everywhere on the walls the floor. He came out of the bathroom covered in shiit with a smile on his face. It looked like his organs exploded or something. He flushed toilet tho so 2 points
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Mailton Masar
I was walking past him on a dirty evening in the rain and he asked me do I know how many bombs u can strap to a jacket and I said no,I didn't think nothing of it at first but then when he was using the urinal all I heard was "tick tick tick tick" I shat myself in fear as I ran to the door, it was too late he super-glued it shut he unzipped his jacket and spread his arms like a sketch bloke down a dark ally way would but unfortunately for me Mr Masar didn't have white or green he had 4 claymores,10 tripmines 15-20 c4's and not only that but he had the trigger for them all in his hand, luckily the gaurds caught him in the act,they were hunting him down since last year after he illegally immigrated to Ireland after the bombing of Lebanon.
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